A Murderer Is Only An Extroverted Suicide.

We Come From Nothing, We Are Going Back To Nothing-in The End What Have We Lost? Nothing!

It's Nice To See That Look Of Alarm On The Faces Of The Others.

When You're Chewing On Life's Gristle Don't Grumble, Give A Whistle And This'll Help Things Turn Out For The Best... And...always Look On The Bright Side Of Life... Always Look On The Light Side Of Life.

In 1945, Peace Broke Out. It Was The End Of The Joke. Joke Warfare Was Banned At A Special Session Of The Geneva Convention, And In 1950 The Last Remaining Copy Of The Joke Was Laid To Rest Here In The Berkshire Countryside, Never To Be Told Again.

No One Expects The Spanish Inquisition! Our Chief Weapon Is Surprise, Fear And Surprise; Two Chief Weapons, Fear, Surprise, And Ruthless Efficiency! Er, Among Our Chief Weapons Are: Fear, Surprise, Ruthless Efficiency, And Near Fanatical Devotion To The Pope! Um, I'll Come In Again.