A Murderer Is Only An Extroverted Suicide.

An Argument Is A Connected Series Of Statements Intended To Establish A Definite Proposition... A Contradiction Is Just The Automatic Gainsaying Of Anything The Other Person Says." No, It's Not.

We Are No Longer The Knights Who Say Ni! We Are Now The Knights Who Say Ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!

In 1945, Peace Broke Out. It Was The End Of The Joke. Joke Warfare Was Banned At A Special Session Of The Geneva Convention, And In 1950 The Last Remaining Copy Of The Joke Was Laid To Rest Here In The Berkshire Countryside, Never To Be Told Again.

I'm Having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Baked Beans, Spam, Spam And Spam!

I Fart In Your General Direction.