A Murderer Is Only An Extroverted Suicide.

One, Two, ... Five!" "three, My Lord.

Tis But A Scratch!" "a Scratch? Your Arm's Off!" "no It Isn't." "then What's That?" "oh Come On, Pansy!

We Are No Longer The Knights Who Say Ni! We Are Now The Knights Who Say Ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!

In 1945, Peace Broke Out. It Was The End Of The Joke. Joke Warfare Was Banned At A Special Session Of The Geneva Convention, And In 1950 The Last Remaining Copy Of The Joke Was Laid To Rest Here In The Berkshire Countryside, Never To Be Told Again.

One Thing For Sure - A Sheep Is Not A Creature Of The Air.