One, Two, ... Five!" "three, My Lord.

There Is No Cannibalism In The British Navy, Absolutely None. And When I Say None, I Mean There Is A Certain Amount, More Than I Personally Admit.

It's Nice To See That Look Of Alarm On The Faces Of The Others.

When You're Chewing On Life's Gristle Don't Grumble, Give A Whistle And This'll Help Things Turn Out For The Best... And...always Look On The Bright Side Of Life... Always Look On The Light Side Of Life.

Oh, You're In Television! That's Interesting. No, I Mean, The Word Television Is Interesting. It's A Hybrid, You See: Tele- Comes From The Greek, And -vision Comes From The Latin. It Should Have Been Either "telerama", Or "procolvision".

I Think That All Good, Right Thinking People In This Country Are Sick And Tired Of Being Told That All Good, Right Thinking People In This Country Are Fed Up With Being Told That All Good, Right Thinking People In This Country Are Fed Up With Being Sick And Tired. I'm Certainly Not, And I'm Sick And Tired Of Being Told That I Am.