I Fart In Your General Direction.

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life.

We Don't Deliberately Set Out To Offend. Unless We Feel It's Justified.

I Am Known By Many Names, But You May Call Me...tim.

I'm Having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Baked Beans, Spam, Spam And Spam!

John Howard Davies Was Not A Very Human Person ... If You Made A Mistake Of Any Kind, Any Sort Of Pause In Speech, He Would Treat You Rather As If He Was A Schoolmaster.