We Don't Deliberately Set Out To Offend.

When Beethoven Went Deaf, The Mynah Bird Just Used To Mime.

Kilimanjaro Is A Pretty Tricky Climb You Know, Most Of It's Up Until You Reach The Very Very Top, And Then It Tends To Slope Away Rather Sharply.

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life.

Oh Lord Please Don't Burn Us Don't Kill Or Toast Your Flock. Don't Put Us On The Barbecue Or Simmer Us In Stock. Don't Bake Or Baste Or Boil Us Or Stir-fry Us In A Wok.

Are You Suggesting Coconuts Migrate?