When Beethoven Went Deaf, The Mynah Bird

I Think That All Good, Right Thinking People In This Country Are Sick And Tired Of Being Told That All Good, Right Thinking People In This Country Are Fed Up With Being Told That All Good, Right Thinking People In This Country Are Fed Up With Being Sick And Tired. I'm Certainly Not, And I'm Sick And Tired Of Being Told That I Am.

You See, I Don't Belive That Libraries Should Be Drab Places Where People Sit In Silence, That Has Been The Main Reason For Our Policy Of Employing Wild Animals As Librarians.

When You're Chewing On Life's Gristle Don't Grumble, Give A Whistle And This'll Help Things Turn Out For The Best... And...always Look On The Bright Side Of Life... Always Look On The Light Side Of Life.

I Fart In Your General Direction.

Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition.