A Nickel Is Not Worth A Penny

I'm Lucky. Usually You're Dead To Get Your Own Museum, But I'm Still Alive To See Mine.

What The Hell Is Wrong With Him Now?

I Don't Know. How Hot Is It Supposed To Be?

Texas Has A Lot Of Electrical Votes. [during An Election Campaign, After George Bush Stated That Texas Was Important To The Election]

Surprise Me! Yogi's Reply When He Was Asked By His Wife, Carmen, Where He Would Like To Be Buried