I Usually Take A Two-hour Nap From

Nobody Goes There Anymore. It's Too Crowded.

When Asked What Would He Do If He Found $1 Million, Yogi Responded, If The Guy Was Poor, I'd Give It Back.

Ninety Percent Of Putts That Are Short, Don't Go In.

Why Buy Good Luggage? You Only Use It When You Travel.

On Being The Guest Of Honor At An Awards Banquet: "thank You For Making This Day Necessary."