There Are Many Ways To Die In

Critics Are Eunuchs At A Gang Bang.

If You Ask What Is The Single Most Important Key To Longevity, I Would Have To Say It Is Avoiding Worry, Stress And Tension. And If You Didn't Ask Me, I'd Still Have To Say It.

There's An Old Saying, 'life Begins At Forty.' That's Silly. Life Begins Every Morning You Wake Up.

At My Age Flowers Scare Me.

If I Paid Ten Dollars For A Cigar, First I'd Make Love To It, Then I'd Smoke It.