Sex After 90 Is Like Trying To

If I Had Taken My Doctor's Advice And Quit Smoking When He Advised Me To, I Wouldn't Have Lived To Go To His Funeral.

Retire? I'm Going To Stay In Show Business Until I'm The Only One Left

I Drink Coffee With My Right Hand, And I Smoke With My Left. But I Talk With Both Hands.

At My Age Flowers Scare Me.

If It's A Good Script I'll Do It. And If It's A Bad Script, And They Pay Me Enough, I'll Do It.