It's Good To Be Here. At 98,

There Will Always Be A Battle Between The Sexes Because Men And Women Want Different Things. Men Want Women And Women Want Men.

Say Goodnight Gracie.

If I Paid Ten Dollars For A Cigar, First I'd Make Love To It, Then I'd Smoke It.

The Secret Of A Good Sermon Is To Have A Good Beginning And A Good Ending, Then Having The Two As Close Together As Possible.

I'm At The Age Now Where Just Putting My Cigar In Its Holder Is A Thrill.