It's Good To Be Here. At 98,

I Smoke Cigars Because At My Age If I Don't Have Something To Hang On To I Might Fall Down.

You Know You're Getting Old When You Stoop To Tie Your Shoelaces And Wonder What Else You Could Do While You're Down There.

I Find You Have To Take Each Day As It Comes And Be Thankful For Who's Left And Whatever You Can Still Do.

When I Wasn't Working, I Put The Blame Directly Where It Belonged - I Blamed My Agent. When I Didn't Have An Agent, I Spent Time Looking For A New Agent So I Would Have Somebody To Blame.

You Can't Help Getting Older, But You Don't Have To Get Old.