It's Good To Be Here. At 98,

I Can't Afford To Die; I'd Lose Too Much Money.

Be Sure To Wear A Good Cologne, A Nice Aftershave Lotion, And A Strong Underarm Deodorant. And It Might Be A Good Idea To Wear Some Clothes, Too.

My Best Advice: Fall In Love With What You Do For A Living.

When They Saw Me Walking Down The Street Smoking A Cigar, They'd Say, 'hey, That 14-year-old Kid May Be Going Places.' Of Course It's Also A Good Prop On The Stage ... When You Can't Think Of What You're Supposed To Say Next, You Can Puff On Your Cigar Until You Think Of Your Next Line.

It's Better To Be Happy Doing Something You Love, Even If You Don't Find Success Right Away.