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I Smoke Cigars Because At My Age If I Don't Have Something To Hang On To I Might Fall Down.
-George Burns
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I Smoke Cigars Because At My Age

George Burns
I Smoke Cigars Because At My Age If I Don't Have Something To Hang On To I Might Fall Down.
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