And God Said 'let There Be Satan,

If You Stay In The Business Long Enough And Get To Be Old Enough, You Get To Be New Again.

When I'm In Front Of An Audience, All That Love And Vitality Sweeps Over Me And I Forget My Age.

There Will Always Be A Battle Between The Sexes Because Men And Women Want Different Things. Men Want Women And Women Want Men.

Bridge Is A Game That Separates The Men From The Boys. It Also Separates Husbands And Wives.

Tennis Is A Young Man's Game. Until You're 25, You Can Play Singles. From 25 To 35, You Should Play Doubles. I Won't Tell You Exactly How Old I Am, But When I Played, There Were 28 Men On The Court - Just On My Side Of The Net.