And God Said 'let There Be Satan,

There's Nothing Wrong With Making Love With The Light On. Just Make Sure The Car Door Is Closed.

If I Paid $3 Or $4 For A Cigar, First I'd Sleep With It.

Everyday Happiness Means Getting Up In The Morning, And You Can't Wait To Finish Your Breakfast. You Can't Wait To Do Your Exercises. You Can't Wait To Put On Your Clothes. You Can't Wait To Get Out. And You Can't Wait To Come Home, Because The Soup Is Hot.

There Are Many Ways To Die In Bed, But The Best Way Is Not Alone.

If I Get Big Laughs, I'm A Comedian. If I Get Little Laughs, I'm A Humorist. If I Get No Laughs, I'm A Singer.