And God Said 'let There Be Satan,

As Long As You're Working, You Stay Young.

If I Get Big Laughs, I'm A Comedian. If I Get Little Laughs, I'm A Humorist. If I Get No Laughs, I'm A Singer.

I Thought To Myself, 'why Not Write A Bestseller?' In The First Place, More People Buy Them And More People Read Them. You Make More Money And It Doesn’t Take Any More Time To Write A Bestseller Than It Does To Write A Book Nobody Buys.

I Honestly Think It Is Better To Be A Failure At Something You Love Than To Be A Success At Something You Hate.

Critics Are Eunuchs At A Gang Bang.