As Long As You're Working, You Stay

Bridge Is A Game That Separates The Men From The Boys. It Also Separates Husbands And Wives.

Love Is A Lot Like A Backache. It Doesn't Show Up On X-rays, But You Know It's There.

Just Because You're Old That Doesn't Mean You're More Forgetful. The Same People Whose Names I Can't Remember Now I Couldn't Remember Fifty Years Ago. . .

When Jack Benny Has A Party, You Not Only Bring Your Own Scotch, You Bring Your Own Rocks.

I Would Read Playboy More Often, But My Glasses Keep Steaming Up.