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In Show Business The Key Word Is Honesty. Once You've Learned To Fake That, The Rest Is Easy.

Let Me Get One Thing Straight; I'm Not An Authority On Sex, I'm More Of A Fan. I Think Sex Is Nice; No Family Should Be Without It. Of Course, There Are Other Things That Are Just As Important As Sex, Like Uh . . . Like Uh . . . Like . . . Uh . . . Well, I'll Think Of It Later.

It's Good To Be Here. At 98, It's Good To Be Anywhere.

From Paris We Took The Orient Express To Vienna. I Must Say I Was Terribly Disappointed; Nobody Was Murdered On The Train.

I Don't Care What You Do For A Living. If You Love It, You Are A Success.