Young. Old. Just Words. Inside We Feel

I Did Go To School - My Kind Of School. When I Was A Kid I Went Out ... And You Meet People. You Talk To Them. Anybody Says Something That Makes Sense, It Stays With You, Rubs Off On You. That Kind Of School.

I'm Onstage For An Hour.i Do An Hour Of Stand-up. Actually, I Do 10 Minutes Standing Up And 50 Minutes Sitting In A Chair. Oh, Occasionally, I Stand Up Again To Do A Dance Or Put Over A Song. But Mostly I Sit Down. A Great Invention, Sitting Down.

If I Paid Ten Dollars For A Cigar, First I'd Make Love To It, Then I'd Smoke It.

I Would Read Playboy More Often, But My Glasses Keep Steaming Up.

At My Age Flowers Scare Me.