Take Care Not To Wear Stripes That

If You Were Married To Marilyn Monroe, You'd Cheat With Some Ugly Girl.

Should I Be The One To Play God? We're Both About The Same Age, But We Grew Up In Different Neighborhoods.

In Show Business The Key Word Is Honesty. Once You've Learned To Fake That, The Rest Is Easy.

I Can't Understand Why I Flunked American History. When I Was A Kid There Was So Little Of It.

I'd Rather Be Over The Hill Than Under It.