Take Care Not To Wear Stripes That

How Can I Die? I'm Booked.

I'm Onstage For An Hour.i Do An Hour Of Stand-up. Actually, I Do 10 Minutes Standing Up And 50 Minutes Sitting In A Chair. Oh, Occasionally, I Stand Up Again To Do A Dance Or Put Over A Song. But Mostly I Sit Down. A Great Invention, Sitting Down.

Don't Stay In Bed, Unless You Can Make Money In Bed.

I Spent A Year In That Town, One Sunday.

I'd Rather Be Over The Hill Than Under It.