How Can I Die? I'm Booked.

Retirement At Sixty-five Is Ridiculous. When I Was Sixty-five I Still Had Pimples.

Happiness Is Having A Large, Loving, Caring, Close-knit Family In Another City.

I Look Better, Feel Better, Make Love Better And I'll Tell You Something Else....i Never Lied Better.

As Long As You're Working, You Stay Young.

Sex Has Been Around For A Long Time. You May Not Believe This, But It Was Around Before I Was.