How Can I Die? I'm Booked.

Sex Has Been Around For A Long Time. You May Not Believe This, But It Was Around Before I Was.

I Can't Afford To Die; I'd Lose Too Much Money.

Nice To Be Here? At My Age It's Nice To Be Anywhere.

At My Age Flowers Scare Me.

Love Is A Lot Like A Backache. It Doesn't Show Up On X-rays, But You Know It's There.