Sex Has Been Around For A Long

When I Was A Boy The Dead Sea Was Only Sick.

There's Nothing Wrong With Making Love With The Light On. Just Make Sure The Car Door Is Closed.

When They Saw Me Walking Down The Street Smoking A Cigar, They'd Say, 'hey, That 14-year-old Kid May Be Going Places.' Of Course It's Also A Good Prop On The Stage ... When You Can't Think Of What You're Supposed To Say Next, You Can Puff On Your Cigar Until You Think Of Your Next Line.

If You Live To Be One Hundred, You've Got It Made. Very Few People Die Past That Age.

A Married Couple That Plays Cards Together Is Just A Fight That Hasn't Started Yet.