If You Live To Be One Hundred,

Critics Are Eunuchs At A Gang Bang.

How Can I Die? I'm Booked.

You Can't Help Getting Older, But You Don't Have To Get Old.

I'd Rather Be A Flop At Show Business Than To Be A Success At Something I Didn't Like.

A Young Mind In A Healthy Body Is A Wonderful Thing. Especially For An Old Man With An Open Night.