If You Live To Be One Hundred,

Define Your Business Goals Clearly So That Others Can See Them As You Do.

Bridge Is A Game That Separates The Men From The Boys. It Also Separates Husbands And Wives.

I Don't Have A Drinking Problem. I Drink. I Get Drunk. I Fall Down, No Problem.

I Don't Believe In Dying. It's Been Done. I'm Working On A New Exit. Besides, I Can't Die Now - I'm Booked.

Life's But A Day At Most.