If You Live To Be One Hundred,

Don't Stay In Bed, Unless You Can Make Money In Bed.

If You Stay In The Business Long Enough And Get To Be Old Enough, You Get To Be New Again.

I Never Go Jogging, It Makes Me Spill My Martini.

There's An Old Saying, 'life Begins At Forty.' That's Silly. Life Begins Every Morning You Wake Up.

I Love To Sing, And I Love To Drink Scotch. Most People Would Rather Hear Me Drink Scotch.