If You Stay In The Business Long

None Of Us Kids Had A Middle Name. We Were Lucky We Had Any Name At All. By The Time My Mother Got Around To Naming One, There Was Another On The Way.

There's An Old Saying, 'life Begins At Forty.' That's Silly. Life Begins Every Morning You Wake Up.

I Can't Understand Why I Flunked American History. When I Was A Kid There Was So Little Of It.

How Can I Die? I'm Booked.

When I Was In Vegas Women Were Throwing Their Hotel Keys At Me. But It Was After They Checked Out.