If You Stay In The Business Long

I Should Have Been A Country-western Singer. After All, I'm Older Than Most Western Countries.

At My Age Flowers Scare Me.

This Is The Sixth Book I've Written, Which Isn't Bad For A Guy Who's Only Read Two.

I'm Onstage For An Hour.i Do An Hour Of Stand-up. Actually, I Do 10 Minutes Standing Up And 50 Minutes Sitting In A Chair. Oh, Occasionally, I Stand Up Again To Do A Dance Or Put Over A Song. But Mostly I Sit Down. A Great Invention, Sitting Down.

I Can't Afford To Die; I'd Lose Too Much Money.