If You Stay In The Business Long

Should I Be The One To Play God? We're Both About The Same Age, But We Grew Up In Different Neighborhoods.

When Asked In His Late 90s If His Doctor Knew He Still Smoked, Burns Said, 'no ... He's Dead.'

Love Is A Lot Like A Backache. It Doesn't Show Up On X-rays, But You Know It's There.

I Don't Believe In Dying. It's Been Done. I'm Working On A New Exit. Besides, I Can't Die Now - I'm Booked.

When I Was In Vegas Women Were Throwing Their Hotel Keys At Me. But It Was After They Checked Out.