If I Get Big Laughs, I'm A

You Can't Help Getting Older, But You Don't Have To Get Old.

Critics Are Eunuchs At A Gang Bang.

Since I've Made It To 87 So Far, Obviously My Two Kids And My Seven Grandchildren Haven't Been Too Hard On Me. On The Other Hand, The Fact That I Have An Unlisted Phone Number And Move A Lot Might Have Something To Do With It.

From Paris We Took The Orient Express To Vienna. I Must Say I Was Terribly Disappointed; Nobody Was Murdered On The Train.

I Look To The Future Because That's Where I'm Going To Spend The Rest Of My Life.