When We Played The Back End Of

Be Quick To Learn And Wise To Know.

I Don't Care What You Do For A Living. If You Love It, You Are A Success.

Critics Are Eunuchs At A Gang Bang.

Well, Anybody Can Be A Straight Man If He Hears Well. You Just Have To Wait For Laughs. A Straight Man Just Repeats The Questions And The Comedian Gets The Laughs And You Just Wait For Them And Don't Let Them Die Completely At The Tail End Of The Laugh.

I Can't Understand Why I Flunked American History. When I Was A Kid There Was So Little Of It.