When We Played The Back End Of

At Home We Ate Fish Every Friday, As Catholics Were Then Supposed To Do. Being Jewish, I Compromised. I Wore A Hat When I Ate Fish, Out Of Respect For My Own Religion And The Fish's Family.

I'd Rather Be A Flop At Show Business Than To Be A Success At Something I Didn't Like.

None Of Us Kids Had A Middle Name. We Were Lucky We Had Any Name At All. By The Time My Mother Got Around To Naming One, There Was Another On The Way.

When You Stop Giving And Offering Something To The Rest Of The World, It's Time To Turn Out The Lights.

I Should Have Been A Country-western Singer. After All, I'm Older Than Most Western Countries.