Critics Are Eunuchs At A Gang Bang.

I Don't Care What You Do For A Living. If You Love It, You Are A Success.

I'm At The Age Now Where Just Putting My Cigar In Its Holder Is A Thrill.

People Are Always Asking Me When I'm Going To Retire. Why Should I? I've Got It Two Ways - I'm Still Making Movies, And I'm A Senior Citizen, So I Can See Myself At Half Price.

From Paris We Took The Orient Express To Vienna. I Must Say I Was Terribly Disappointed; Nobody Was Murdered On The Train.

Everything That Goes Up Must Come Down. But There Comes A Time When Not Everything That's Down Can Come Up.