I Drink Coffee With My Right Hand,

I Love To Sing, And I Love To Drink Scotch. Most People Would Rather Hear Me Drink Scotch.

If I Paid $3 Or $4 For A Cigar, First I'd Sleep With It.

In Those Days The Best Painkiller Was Ice; It Wasn't Addictive And It Was Particularly Effective If You Poured Some Whiskey Over It.

When I Was Young I Was Called A Rugged Individualist. When I Was In My Fifties I Was Considered Eccentric. Here I Am Doing And Saying The Same Things I Did Then And I'm Labeled Senile.

I Spent A Year In That Town, One Sunday.