It Takes Only One Drink To Get

When I'm In Front Of An Audience, All That Love And Vitality Sweeps Over Me And I Forget My Age.

Retirement At Sixty-five Is Ridiculous. When I Was Sixty-five I Still Had Pimples.

I Must Be Getting Absent-minded. Whenever I Complain That Things Aren't What They Used To Be, I Always Forget To Include Myself.

I Smoke Cigars Because At My Age If I Don't Have Something To Hang On To I Might Fall Down.

Acting Is All About Honesty. If You Can Fake That, You've Got It Made.