At My Age Flowers Scare Me.

The Secret Of A Good Sermon Is To Have A Good Beginning And A Good Ending, Then Having The Two As Close Together As Possible.

At My Age Flowers Scare Me.

I Look To The Future Because That's Where I'm Going To Spend The Rest Of My Life.

I Must Be Getting Absent-minded. Whenever I Complain That Things Aren't What They Used To Be, I Always Forget To Include Myself.

I Smoke Cigars Because At My Age If I Don't Have Something To Hang On To I Might Fall Down.