At My Age Flowers Scare Me.

You Can't Help Getting Older, But You Don't Have To Get Old.

Be Sure To Wear A Good Cologne, A Nice Aftershave Lotion, And A Strong Underarm Deodorant. And It Might Be A Good Idea To Wear Some Clothes, Too.

I Smoke Cigars Because At My Age If I Don't Have Something To Hang On To I Might Fall Down.

I Did Go To School - My Kind Of School. When I Was A Kid I Went Out ... And You Meet People. You Talk To Them. Anybody Says Something That Makes Sense, It Stays With You, Rubs Off On You. That Kind Of School.

Should I Be The One To Play God? We're Both About The Same Age, But We Grew Up In Different Neighborhoods.