The Secret Of A Good Sermon Is

First You Forget Names, Then You Forget Faces. Next You Forget To Pull Your Zipper Up And Finally, You Forget To Pull It Down.

Take Care Not To Wear Stripes That Are Out Of Sync With Your Wrinkles.

By [age] 93, I Had Shrunk Quite A Lot. My Car Was Known As The Phantom Cadillac. People Would See It Whizzing By And They Would Swear There Was No Driver.

Much Later In Life, Though, Gracie Made A Major Contribution To The Opera World. She Stayed Out Of It.

Define Your Business Goals Clearly So That Others Can See Them As You Do.