I Don't Have A Drinking Problem. I

I Was Always Taught To Respect My Elders And I've Now Reached The Age When I Don't Have Anybody To Respect.

I Love To Sing, And I Love To Drink Scotch. Most People Would Rather Hear Me Drink Scotch.

It's Good To Be Here. At 98, It's Good To Be Anywhere.

A Married Couple That Plays Cards Together Is Just A Fight That Hasn't Started Yet.

Happiness Is Having A Large, Loving, Caring, Close-knit Family In Another City.