If I Had Taken My Doctor's Advice

Sex After 90 Is Like Trying To Shoot Pool With A Rope. Even Putting My Cigar In Its Holder Is A Thrill.

Yale Men Do Not Like To Be Told Anything By People Who Didn't Go To Yale. The Closest I Came To Yale Was Once I Had One Of Their Padlocks.

Retire? I'm Going To Stay In Show Business Until I'm The Only One Left

You Can't Help Getting Older, But You Don't Have To Get Old.

Much Later In Life, Though, Gracie Made A Major Contribution To The Opera World. She Stayed Out Of It.