When I Was A Boy The Dead

When I Die I Intend To Take My Music With Me. I Don't Know What's Out There, But I Want To Make Sure It's In My Key.

In Show Business The Key Word Is Honesty. Once You've Learned To Fake That, The Rest Is Easy.

By [age] 93, I Had Shrunk Quite A Lot. My Car Was Known As The Phantom Cadillac. People Would See It Whizzing By And They Would Swear There Was No Driver.

I Must Be Getting Absent-minded. Whenever I Complain That Things Aren't What They Used To Be, I Always Forget To Include Myself.

I Drink Coffee With My Right Hand, And I Smoke With My Left. But I Talk With Both Hands.