Nice To Be Here? At My Age

Fall In Love With What You're Going To Do For A Living. To Be Able To Get Out Of Bed And Do What You Love To Do For The Rest Of The Day Is Beyond Words. I'd Rather Be A Failure In Something I Love Than Be Successful In Something I Hate.

It's Good To Be Here. At 98, It's Good To Be Anywhere.

Bridge Is A Game That Separates The Men From The Boys. It Also Separates Husbands And Wives.

You Know You're Getting Old When You Stoop To Tie Your Shoelaces And Wonder What Else You Could Do While You're Down There.

With The Collapse Of Vaudeville New Talent Has No Place To Stink.