Sex Is The Universal Language In Which

Love Is A Lot Like A Backache. It Doesn't Show Up On X-rays, But You Know It's There.

Don't Stay In Bed, Unless You Can Make Money In Bed.

Everything That Goes Up Must Come Down. But There Comes A Time When Not Everything That's Down Can Come Up.

I Don't Care What You Do For A Living. If You Love It, You Are A Success.

It Takes Only One Drink To Get Me Drunk. The Trouble Is, I Can't Remember If It's The Thirteenth Or The Fourteenth.