Sex Is The Universal Language In Which

Love Is A Lot Like A Backache. It Doesn't Show Up On X-rays, But You Know It's There.

Be Sure To Wear A Good Cologne, A Nice Aftershave Lotion, And A Strong Underarm Deodorant. And It Might Be A Good Idea To Wear Some Clothes, Too.

With The Collapse Of Vaudeville New Talent Has No Place To Stink.

I Spent A Year In That Town, One Sunday.

There's Nothing Wrong With Making Love With The Light On. Just Make Sure The Car Door Is Closed.