Be Sure To Wear A Good Cologne,

I Look Better, Feel Better, Make Love Better And I'll Tell You Something Else....i Never Lied Better.

Be Quick To Learn And Wise To Know.

I've Been A Straight Man For So Many Years That From Force Of Habit I Repeat Everything. I Went Out Fishing With A Fellow The Other Day And He Fell Overboard. He Yelled, Help! Help! Help! So I Said, Help? Help? Help? And While I Was Waiting For Him To Get His Laugh, He Drowned.

If You Were Married To Marilyn Monroe, You'd Cheat With Some Ugly Girl.

I Don't Worry About Getting Old. I'm Old Already. Only Young People Worry About Getting Old.