Be Sure To Wear A Good Cologne,

Lots Of People Have Asked Me What Gracie And I Did To Make Our Marriage Work. It's Simple - We Don't Do Anything. I Think The Trouble With A Lot Of People Is That They Work Too Hard At Staying Married. They Make A Business Out Of It. When You Work Too Hard At A Business You Get Tired; And When You Get Tired You Get Grouchy; And When You Get Grouchy You Start Fighting; And When You Start Fighting You're Out Of Business.

I Get Up Every Morning And Read The Obituary Column. If My Name's Not There, I Eat Breakfast.

I Must Be Getting Absent-minded. Whenever I Complain That Things Aren't What They Used To Be, I Always Forget To Include Myself.

Define Your Business Goals Clearly So That Others Can See Them As You Do.

You Can't Help Getting Older, But You Don't Have To Get Old.