There Are Two Kinds Of Cruises -

I Was Brought Up To Respect My Elders, So Now I Don't Have To Respect Anybody.

From Paris We Took The Orient Express To Vienna. I Must Say I Was Terribly Disappointed; Nobody Was Murdered On The Train.

Well, Anybody Can Be A Straight Man If He Hears Well. You Just Have To Wait For Laughs. A Straight Man Just Repeats The Questions And The Comedian Gets The Laughs And You Just Wait For Them And Don't Let Them Die Completely At The Tail End Of The Laugh.

Love Is A Lot Like A Backache. It Doesn't Show Up On X-rays, But You Know It's There.

I'd Rather Be Over The Hill Than Under It.