When I'm In Front Of An Audience,

Sex Has Been Around For A Long Time. You May Not Believe This, But It Was Around Before I Was.

You Know You're Getting Old When You Stoop To Tie Your Shoelaces And Wonder What Else You Could Do While You're Down There.

Should I Be The One To Play God? We're Both About The Same Age, But We Grew Up In Different Neighborhoods.

It's One Of The Old Show Business Axioms. No Matter How Successful You've Been, There's Always A Younger And Sexier Seal Coming Along.

With The Collapse Of Vaudeville New Talent Has No Place To Stink.