I Spent A Year In That Town,

I'd Rather Be Over The Hill Than Under It.

Well, Anybody Can Be A Straight Man If He Hears Well. You Just Have To Wait For Laughs. A Straight Man Just Repeats The Questions And The Comedian Gets The Laughs And You Just Wait For Them And Don't Let Them Die Completely At The Tail End Of The Laugh.

Happiness Is A Dry Martini And A Good Woman ... Or A Bad Woman.

I Would Read Playboy More Often, But My Glasses Keep Steaming Up.

People Are Always Asking Me When I'm Going To Retire. Why Should I? I've Got It Two Ways - I'm Still Making Movies, And I'm A Senior Citizen, So I Can See Myself At Half Price.