It's Hard For Me To Get Used

If I Paid $3 Or $4 For A Cigar, First I'd Sleep With It.

When I Was In Vegas Women Were Throwing Their Hotel Keys At Me. But It Was After They Checked Out.

When I'm In Front Of An Audience, All That Love And Vitality Sweeps Over Me And I Forget My Age.

Everything That Goes Up Must Come Down. But There Comes A Time When Not Everything That's Down Can Come Up.

Since I've Made It To 87 So Far, Obviously My Two Kids And My Seven Grandchildren Haven't Been Too Hard On Me. On The Other Hand, The Fact That I Have An Unlisted Phone Number And Move A Lot Might Have Something To Do With It.