It's Hard For Me To Get Used

In Show Business The Key Word Is Honesty. Once You've Learned To Fake That, The Rest Is Easy.

If You Stay In The Business Long Enough And Get To Be Old Enough, You Get To Be New Again.

I'd Say That About 82 Percent Of What I Write Is Bad, But Don't Go By Me; I'm As Bad A Judge As I Am A Writer. Look, If It Were All Good, You'd Be Paying Twice As Much For This Book.

None Of Us Kids Had A Middle Name. We Were Lucky We Had Any Name At All. By The Time My Mother Got Around To Naming One, There Was Another On The Way.

This Is The Sixth Book I've Written, Which Isn't Bad For A Guy Who's Only Read Two.