A Perfect Schedule Is To Be Able

I Don't Have A Problem With Being A Woman. Women's Bodies Are So Beautiful.

I Think We Can Leave Mullets Back In The '80's. Don't You? I'm Really Not A Big Fan Of Them. I Did Like The Permed Hair That I Had In It. That Was Great, And I Think That We Should Always Have '80's Music, Forever And Ever And Ever. I'm A Big Fan.

Nutella. I Dig My Spoon In And Eat It Straight Out Of The Jar. I Can Easily Go Through One A Week.

Turns Out, I Couldn't Catch Them - Or Even Get Close To Them. I Realized That Sharks Are Amazing, Beautiful Animals Who Have Absolutely No Interest In Checking Me Out.

The Funny Thing Is That My Husband Couldn't Be Sweeter. He Looks Like This Bad Boy. He's Got Tattoos And Earrings And A Mohawk, But When You Talk To Him And He's Around You, He's Such A Gentleman. He Holds Doors For Ladies. He Pulls Out Chairs. He Cooks. He Cleans.