A Pipe Is Greater Than A Bong.

I Can Always Tell How Stupid Someone Is By How Certain They Are About What They're Saying.

It's Hard To Know What's Gay In Life. Boxing. That's Two Men Fighting Over A Belt.

Clowns Have No Respect For Pie.

Cotton Balls Is An Example Of Something I Would Buy, But Not Want To Have As A Nickname. Cinnamon Buns, On The Other Hand, Is Something I Would Buy And Want To Have As A Nickname. 'are You Cinnamon Buns?' 'you Bet Your Sweet Ass I Am.'

It's Very Easy To Go Through Your Whole Life And Never Really Get Anything Done Or Have Any Real Meaningful Interactions Or Relationships. All Of A Sudden You're Dead, And I'm Going To Say That's Got To Be A Letdown.