A Pipe Is Greater Than A Bong.

I Like Birthdays. Every Time Someone Is Born, That's Just Like Bringing More Cake Into The World.

I Like Birthdays Because We Celebrate Life With Cakes. It's So Cool. Sometimes When I See A Baby, I'm Like That Much More Cake In The World. But Then When Someone Dies, I'm Like The Cake Streak Is Over.

Coffee Is Like A Bra. 3 Cups Is One Too Many.

I Want To Commit A Crime During A Reenactment, And Turn It Into An Enactment.

Canoe Plus Waterfall Equals I Don't Go Camping Anymore.