A Sleeping Bag Is A Tortilla For

I Got Two Stools, In Case I Want To Sit Down And Sit Down Again On Something Else.

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We're Gonna Have To Sweeten Some Of These Jokes For The Cd. You Know What Sweeten Means, Right? Sweeten Is A Show-biz Term For "add Sugar To".

I Played In A Death-metal Band. People Either Loved Us Or Hated Us. Or They Thought We Were Ok.

Because Of Acid, I Now Know That Butter Is Way Better Than Margarine.