When You Go To A Bar That

I Met This Girl, She Was An Actress, And She Gave Me Her Number. It Started With 555.

I Can't Eat Spaghetti. There's Too Many Of Them.

My Fake Plants Died Because I Did Not Pretend To Water Them.

I Bought A House, It's A Two Bedroom House, But I Think It's Up To Me To Decide How Many Bedrooms There Are. This Bedroom Has An Oven In It. This Bedroom Has A Lot Of People Sitting Around Watching Tv. This Bedroom Is Over In That Other Guy's House.

When I Was A Boy, I Laid In My Twin-sized Bed And Wondered Where My Brother Was.