When I Was A Boy, I Laid

People Who Smoke Cigarettes, They Say "you Don't Know How Hard It Is To Quit Smoking." Yes I Do. It's As Hard As It Is To Start Flossing.

Y'know, You Can't Please All The People All The Time... And Last Night, All Those People Were At My Show.

P.s. - This Is What Part Of The Alphabet Would Look Like If Q And R Were Eliminated.

I Met This Girl, She Was An Actress, And She Gave Me Her Number. It Started With 555.

I Went To A Tent Store. "what Kind Of Tent Do You Need?" "circus."