I Got A King-sized Bed. I Don't

I Got Two Stools, In Case I Want To Sit Down And Sit Down Again On Something Else.

I'm Into Carpooling, Because Sometimes My Car Gets Hot And Needs To Refresh Itself.

I Wear A Necklace, Cause I Wanna Know When I'm Upside Down.

That Would Be Cool If The Earth's Crust Was Made Out Of Graham Cracker. It Would Disappear Just Like The Ozone Layer, But For Completely Different Reasons.

I'm A Heroine Addict. I Need To Have Sex With Women Who Have Saved Someone's Life.