I'm A Heroine Addict. I Need To

I Had The Cab Driver Drive Me Here Backwards, And The Dude Owed Me $27.50.

I Had A Velcro Wallet In A Casino. That Sound Annoyed The Hell Out Of Me. Whenever I Lost Money, And I Opened The Wallet, It Was Like The Sound Of My Addiction.

I Got Some Tartar-control Toothpaste A While Back. I've Still Got Tartar, But It's Under Control.

If You're Watching A Parade, Don't Follow It. It Never Changes. If The Parade Is Boring, Run In The Opposite Direction. You Will Fast-forward The Parade.

I Had A Paper Route When I Was A Kid. I Was Supposed To Go To 2,000 Houses. Or Two Dumpsters.