I'm A Heroine Addict. I Need To

I Went To A Tent Store. "what Kind Of Tent Do You Need?" "circus."

I Like Baked Potatoes. I Don't Have A Microwave Oven, And It Takes Forever To Bake A Potato In A Conventional Oven. Sometimes I'll Just Throw One In There, Even If I Don't Want One, Because By The Time It's Done, Who Knows?

I Thought I'd Go To A Craft Fair, And There Would Be A Jar Of Jellybeans There - "guess How Many Jellybeans Are In This Jar, And Win A Prize". Aw, Come On, Man, Let Just Me Have Some. I'll Tell You What, Guess How Many Jellybeans I Want! If You Guessed A Handful, You Are Right.

Swiss Cheese Is A Rip-off It's The Only Cheese I Can Bite Into And Miss

This Shirt Is "dry-clean Only"... Which Means It's Dirty.