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One Time I Stayed At A Haunted Motel. When I Checked Into My Room, There Was A Sheet On The Floor, And I Thought It Was A Ghost That Had Passed Out, So I Kicked It.

The Customer’s Always Right.

I Ate One Anchovy, And That Is Why I Did Not Eat Two Anchovies.

Bologna Is A Deli Meat For People With Eyes.

I Love My Fed-ex Guy Cause He's A Drug Dealer And He Don't Even Know It...and He's Always On Time.