The Customer’s Always Right.

I'd Like To Get Four People Who Do Cart Wheels Very Good, And Make A Cart.

Alcoholism Is The Only Disease That You Can Get Yelled At For Having.

I Make Myself A Bowl Of Instant Oatmeal, And Then I Don't Do Anything For An Hour. Why Do I Need The Instant Oatmeal? I Could Get The Regular Oatmeal And Feel Productive.

I've Never Been To A Hotel With A Rotating Restaurant On Top, But One Time I Took My Girlfriend To A Merry-go-round, And I Gave Her A Burrito.

I Put Fruit On Top Of My Waffles, Because I Want Something To Brush Off.