Alcoholism Is The Only Disease That You

Sometimes I Get Really Lonely. Especially When I'm Throwing A Frisbee.

My Roommate Says, "i'm Going To Take A Shower And Shave. Does Anyone Need To Use The Bathroom?" It's Like Some Weird Quiz Where He Reveals The Answer First.

I Tried To Freshen Up A Room, So I Held A Certs In Front Of A Fan.

I Think Animal Crackers Make People Think That All Animals Taste The Same.

So, I Sit At The Hotel At Night And I Think Of Something That's Funny. Or, If The Pen Is Too Far Away, I Have To Convince Myself That What I Thought Of Wasn't Funny.