I'd Like To Get Four People Who

Spaghetti... I Can't Eat Spaghetti, There's Too Many Of Them. No Matter How Hungry I Am, 1,000 Of Something Is Too Many. I'll Have 1,000 Pieces Of Noodles.

My Friend Said To Me, You Know What I Like? Mashed Potatoes. I Was Like, Dude, You Have To Give Me Time To Guess. If You're Going To Quiz Me You Have To Insert A Pause.

If You Have To Release Bad News To The Public, It Would Help If You Are Not Ugly.

I Don't Wear A Watch Because I Want My Arms To Weigh The Same.

I Don't Have A Girlfriend. But I Do Know A Woman Who'd Be Mad At Me For Saying That.