If You Have To Release Bad News

Mitch”, But Then Reattach It And Call It “mitch-all-together.

A Sleeping Bag Is A Tortilla For A Human.

I Like Vending Machines, Because Snacks Are Better When They Fall. If I Buy A Candy Bar At The Store, Oftentimes I Will Drop It So That Is Achieves Its Maximum Flavor Potential.

I Think Pickles Are Cucumbers That Sold Out.

If Spiderman Was Real, And I Was A Criminal, And He Shot Me With His Web, I Would Say, "dude, Thanks For The Hammock."