I Want To Get A Vending Machine,

If 13 Is Unlucky, Then 12 And 14 Are Guilty By Association.

I Once Saw A Forklift Lift A Crate Of Forks. And It Was Way To Literal For Me.

If You Are Flammable And Have Legs, You Are Not Blocking A Fire Exit.

If I Was A Locksmith, I'd Be Pimping That Out Man. I'll Trade You A Free Key Duplication For. That Joke Made Me Laugh Before I Could Finish It, Which Is Good, Because It Had No Ending.

Swiss Cheese Is A Rip-off It's The Only Cheese I Can Bite Into And Miss