I Would Like To Go Fishing And

If You Can't Sleep, Count Sheep. Don't Count Endangered Animals. You Will Run Out.

My Girlfriend Works At Hooters. In The Kitchen.

I've Never Been To A Hotel With A Rotating Restaurant On Top, But One Time I Took My Girlfriend To A Merry-go-round, And I Gave Her A Burrito.

Yeah, I'm Not Into Sports. If Someone Told Me I Had Athlete's Foot, I'd Say That's Not My Foot!

I Know People Who Believe In Ghosts But Don't Believe In Themselves.